Losing Things
I teach people how to deal with stress. One of the things I tell them is to accept reality, because freaking out will not change things. I stress thinking over feeling and I give all kinds of good advice. For the most part I practice what I preach, but when it comes to losing things, all bets are off.
I hate to lose something. I hate it when I cannot find what I need when I need it. This is the second Christmas in a row; my magnifying glass has gone missing. It probably got thrown out with the mountain of paper and boxes. I went all over the house looking for it. The longer I looked, the madder I got. I was forced to utter profanities worthy of any self-respecting sailor. Only such language seems to soothe my pain at the moment. Barbara has grown accustomed to this behavior and it no longer fazes her. She knows not to interrupt my strings of potty mouth, because they are the balm, which is healing my pain.
Another time this seems to occur, is when I am working on something. I may need a 3/8 inch wrench and cannot locate one. My original task of fixing something is now secondary until I locate the blankety blank wrench.
I suppose I could organize things to reduce such situations, but naaaa. The other things I tend to lose are phone numbers scribbled on envelopes, bills, and sundry mail items. This seems to occur more after Barbara has "straightened up" the house.
I think you can guess how I react when the remote is misplaced. God forbid I have to push the buttons on the actual television. Some traumas are too difficult to write about.
Today at work, one of my colleagues was demonstrating a device she had on her key ring. It emitted a series of beeps if a loud noise were to occur. This was a device to help locate the keys if lost. It worked like the "clapper." That made me think about looking for the cordless phone. My son was notorious for leaving the cordless phone laying anywhere but the charging cradle. Fortunately you could push a button on the base station, and it would make the handset beep. The trouble was, the phone only beeped a few times. If the phone was at the other end of the house, I had to push the button and run to the general area and try to get a fix on where the beep was coming from. I have good hearing like you would expect from a blind guy, but it was hard for me to hone in on where the sound was coming from. Therefore, I would have to push the button and run several times. I did not utter the string of curse words in this setting, because I had to be quiet in order to fix on the sound.
So that's it. When I lose things, I tend to lose my temper. Fortunately, my sense of humor closely follows. Humor is one thing I don't think I will ever lose.
Until the next time
John Strain